Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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