i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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