Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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