don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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