hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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