Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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