Define "chronic" masturbator.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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