found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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