We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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