Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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