Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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