CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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