this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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