Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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