you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
