We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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