Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
