even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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