In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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