he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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