its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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