dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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