I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
