Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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