do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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