So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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