I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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