just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
you inspire me to be a worse person
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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