Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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