I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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