4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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