I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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