Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
