i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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