i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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