Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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