she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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