Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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