He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Someone signed my nipple.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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