if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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