He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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