i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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