You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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