You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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