Are we in a gay sports bar?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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