I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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