Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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