Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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