accomplished twins. life is a go
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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