Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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