my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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