Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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